situational obliviousness 

The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.

Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.

Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.

situational obliviousness by testicles...that is all May 18, 2011

SITUATIONSHIP 

Just chill not in a relationship but also are. Really good friends. Goodmorning Goodnight texts

We are in a situationship

SITUATIONSHIP by Apolllo February 11, 2021

Situationship 

A form of relationship where neither party is completely sure of “what they are”; The period before DTR

We’re not really an item yet...actually I’m not sure what we are...or if we’re anything. I guess we’re in a situationship?

Situationship by Lolodolphin September 24, 2018

Situationship 

When two people do everything you would do in a relationship but y’all ain’t dating and you have no label.

“Are yall dating?”

“no, we are in a situationship”

Situationship by heyyyy yalllll March 24, 2021

Scituate High School RI 

The cheapest fucking school filled with people who think they're the shit. It's just great when your walking over the little connector when it's raining because you can get a really nice shower and nearly fall to your death from tripping over the buckets used to collect the rain water. Also there are occasional centipedes and other insects. You are either hot or cold in the building there is no in between. Also if the soap runs out in the bathroom there may not be any more in there for a week or more thanks to the janitors doing their job so well. Girls will literally give you the dirtiest looks in the hallways for no reason at all.

Scituate high school ri is a joke

Scituate High School RI by yelhsa17 February 3, 2017

g situation 

A scenario or predicament that is of at most, a minor inconvenience. Usually, one person involved will blow it way out of proportion, and everyone else will probably laugh at them in secret for it. Or the phrase can be used sarcastically to describe a minor inconvenience

Friend A to friends B and C: “My friend didn’t say good morning! What is wrong with them!”

Friend B to friend C in secret: “This is a total g situation”

g situation by Cheese tastes like sand December 19, 2020

Situationally attractive

A word to describe a person who may look attractive in a particular situation (ie. a skytrain or crowded bus), or around less attractive people, but when by themselves is not considered attractive. Not to be confused with attractiveness brought on my the consumption of alcohol.

*Thinking to self*, hmm that guy on the bus is pretty hot....*looks around*wait, I think he is just situationally attractive.

Situationally attractive by jcf08 June 23, 2011