signing

The art of stealing street/construction signs. Usually, any street sign is acceptable to take, however, it is an unspoken rule that signs such as "Hospital" or "In Memory Of" be left alone. Most people say it is unacceptable to take "Stop" signs, but if it's in a sparsely trafficed area, it is usually fine. Almost anything else is fair game. Some people hold contests to see who who is able to jack the funniest/rarest signs. This is a popular sport among the Hellraisers.

Hellraiser 1: Dude, I just jacked a Police Parking Only Sign while signing last night!

Hellraiser 2: You got balls man, but mine is funnier, it says, "Speed Humps Zone"! That one's goin' in my dorm for sure.

signing by TZR May 21, 2006

Ninja-Signing 

When an author secretly signs his/her own books in a bookstore without the bookstore's knowledge.

Brandon Sanderson is ninja-signing books in airports.

Ninja-Signing by jackatthekilns November 10, 2009

Signing Bonus 

The reward of getting a blowjob, or having sexual intercourse right after you ask a girl to be your girlfriend.

Man it was so nice, Shelia was totally giving me blue balls until I popped the question. Best signing bonus of my life.

Signing Bonus by zeeferino October 21, 2011

sigging 

to make fun of someone by their apperance, orientation,race, etc or to make it easier to joke on someone

"aye hitlers mama has one big titty and one small titty and they named the bitch biggie smalls"

"nigga if ya keep siggin on mah mama then nigga ill shoot yah!"

sigging by VaLLeJo THiZzin' May 3, 2005

Bigfoot Sighting 

A sexual act, where a woman is made to dress up like bigfoot, and then has sex on film. Also called a Sasquatch sighting.

"Hey, I downloaded a video of a hardcore bigfoot sighting last night."

Bigfoot Sighting by Mark May 6, 2005

elvis sighting 

To think you see somebody you know from afar.

"Maria! Maria" I called to the lady walking down the street. Ooop! My bad. Elvis sighting.

elvis sighting by yygsgsdrassill January 6, 2004

Corn Sighting

After eating a meal of corn on the cob, the next big dump you take is full of corn.

Man, I had a big 'ol ear of corn on the cob last night and this morning I had a corn sighting after my morning shit.

Corn Sighting by Cherise4U October 2, 2008