Fooka Shaded

The disposition of being in a nightclub with all your friends and being very very drunk, the name derived from the German electronic music act Booka Shade

Hugh: Is that Booka Shade on stage?

Rory: It is, and I'm fooka shaded, get in!

by Zinedinemclovin October 10, 2010

shaded

To take one or more Xanax pills and then consume alcohol.

Damn did you see Claire falling all over the place at the party last night? That bitch was so shaded. She probably doesn't remember anything.

by kyle and wendy May 14, 2007

Sharded

How fucking retarded people say "sharted" which is a mixture of the words shit and fart. The people who say sharded are just the kinds of people who say "libery" and "amblance".

Retard: "Yo that dude just totally sharded!"

Person who understands how words work: "You mean 'sharted'?"

by babykiller111 November 15, 2010

Fifty Shaded

When you go home with someone after a night at the club, bar, party or meeting via Tinder, only to find out that they are into some weird/kinky/BDSM shit and intend to play it out with you. Applies best when you aren't aware of this beforehand and are taken by surprise, and especially when you can't back out.

Susan: Did you have a good night with that guy Chad?

Jessica: No...I got to his place and he brought out chains and whips.

Susan: Ooooh, you got fifty shaded!
Jessica: SHUT UP you have no idea what I went through!

by Stiffofdeth October 2, 2016

shaded

im chillin, im good where im at

im shaded at the house

by Meqz August 5, 2008

sladded

A state of intoxication beyond what is normally achievable. Medically, the state is somewhere in between blackout drunk and alcohol poisoning and/or death.

He was so sladded, he puked on that girl he was talking to.

by Shotclock the Sandman March 11, 2010

shaddled

Walking with shit in ones pants. More of a waddle, really.

Joe: Hey, where'd Steve go?
Tom: Ah, he shaddled on over to the shitter.

by Hugh G. Dickinson January 25, 2017