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that shmoo boy is half my height and he's 10 years older than i am!!
schmoo by bobbiboi October 8, 2003
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Some dude that has no real redeeming qualities about him - physical or otherwise. They generally aren't bad or ugly people, just not anything to write home about.
Yeah, you're talking about Ashley's new boyfriend? That dude is such a fucking schmoo. No idea why she likes him.
schmoo by boosh22 March 11, 2016
My brother is a "schmoo".
Schmoo by Live Wire Princess January 3, 2006
schmoo: a fat or ugly person..used as a word instead to not hurt their feelings... usually used in conjunction with the word shamando..
girl1:"hey kim what you think of that guy over there?"
girl2: "ewwww schmooo"
guyoverther:"i wonder what that means, maybe they think im c00l?"
schmoo by ericka! July 13, 2004
1. A weird white blob of a thing that was a cartoon in the 70's and 80's
2. fanny, pussy, use in conjuntion with a tockley, knob or even another schmoo.
Man that girls didnt have any undies on, she knew i could see and she showed me her schmoo!
schmoo by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
(adj) something gross usually of the stick/gooey variety;
describing something cool or stupid.
dude, that thing on the floor looks like green schmoo
or
OMG! he was like that shirt is soooooo schmoo
schmoo by rockergrl101 May 19, 2010