your mother should have swallowed you

Another way of saying that someone should of been aborted.

The term your mother should have swallowed you is a derogatory insult used as vulgarity that someone uses when greatly hate them.

your mother should have swallowed you by superbipolar420 September 12, 2016

LOOK AT THE SCALLOPS 

A reference made in Episode 14 of Gayle, the Youtube series that is finna the best thing you will ever hear.

"You're gonna see sea horses, and sand dollars. You thought this was a regular shower towel? Look at the fun designs. LOOK AT THE SCALLOPS"

LOOK AT THE SCALLOPS by twerksp00n December 9, 2012

I should’ve swallowed you

A diss normally executed by a mother, in which she implies that when you were sperm, she should’ve given head instead of normal sex. Therefore the sperm (you) would never reach the egg and be fertilized and you would never be alive.

Son: “I hate you”
Mom: “ I should’ve swallowed you”

I should’ve swallowed you by themillennial January 1, 2019

bitch swallowed the kids 

When a girl cares so much about how you feel that she takes a load of cum down her throat. It is not only sexy but unbelievably considerate.

Last night was awesome, the bitch swallowed the kids and she choked, but I got my nut so its all good.

bitch swallowed the kids by H Dubs May 15, 2008

erm... what the scallop 

cringey and an attempt at saying "what the fuck" in a family friendly way. often used with a ;-; emoticon to maximize cringeyness

person 1: i just ate a shoe
person 2: erm... what the scallop ;-;

erm... what the scallop by ilovesakura September 6, 2023

slapping the scallop

Another term for female masturbation.

I showed her my fast fingers, which made her wetter than an otter's pocket. She then started slapping the scallop out of herself

slapping the scallop by Blazing_keys January 18, 2020

Swallowed a Weber 

A Weber is a barbeque grill and has a rounded lid. Anyone who is fat with a big, rounded stomach is said to have "swallowed a Weber" because the round stomach resembles the lid of a Weber.

Look at Al, it looks like he's swallowed a Weber!

Swallowed a Weber by Sean D Lloyd April 14, 2008