Samunism 

3rd faction political party that plans to succeed part of florida and grow coffee as their cash crop and use me who reach at least a 9 on the 10 pt scale as indentured servants (this requires an 8 pack)

welcome to samunism we are samunists that love coffee and plan to rule the world... JOIN US OR DIE

Samunism by samunist101 May 4, 2021

Shymonism

A stubborn view that things you use/are used to are better than anyone else's, just because you use/are used to them. Regardless that the other options may be objectively equal or better, a shymonistic person always fights for their thing, usually without providing any valid arguments.

European: How can you possibly drive on the left side of the road? That's so stupid, driving on the right side of the road makes much more sense.
Brit: How does it make more sense? There's no better driving side, just two options...
European: Well, then our option is better. Driving on the left side is weird. Everyone should drive on the right side, that's normal.
Brit: Quit the shymonism and say some real arguments.

Shymonism by YeapGuy March 17, 2022

salmons 

Ancient New Zealand custom where two people slap each others forarms in congratulations
Now is commenly used between skateboarders and car enthusiests

good job, SALMONS!!! *offers ones forarm*

salmons by *Ninja_in_the_garage* November 6, 2006

Salonista 

A person who wrote/worked for the online magazine Salon.com, especially during its heyday in the 1990s.

She started out as a Salonista, then moved on to The Times.

Salonista by Dave Cullen May 28, 2008

silk salmoning 

Having sexual intercourse whilst in red, silk boxers, holding a briefcase at exactly 62 degrees to the perpendicular, while in the middle of a large pool of salmon fishes, ignoring the life guard, all whilst dancing the highland fling.

That man is silk salmoning in the 2 year old ball pool! and he has my briefcase!

silk salmoning by Sir Oli G bumwart November 12, 2006

salmons 

Slang often referring to physically abusing another person on the basis of their sexual preference.

Mike was given a salmons just for walking out of the gay bar.

salmons by Denmark-Dan December 3, 2006

Salmoning 

When someone has the sudden urge to shit and they have to run to the bathroom almost as If it were a battle upstream. They start sweating. And often drive recklessly to get home or to the store. They try to move quickly but If they move to quickly their shit will come out.

My friend came over and we ate Chinese, that Kung Poa chicken had her salmoning on her way home.

Salmoning by alarmchrono December 17, 2018