Definitions by alarmchrono

Salmoning 

When someone has the sudden urge to shit and they have to run to the bathroom almost as If it were a battle upstream. They start sweating. And often drive recklessly to get home or to the store. They try to move quickly but If they move to quickly their shit will come out.

My friend came over and we ate Chinese, that Kung Poa chicken had her salmoning on her way home.

Salmoning by alarmchrono December 17, 2018

ghetto booty 

The assious part that curves out from a girls back a huge ass distance. This curve on a girl makes a boy (or girl depending on the taste) do crazy fucking things.

I slammed that ghetto booty last night.

She could hardly fit that ghetto booty in her pants.

She's got a huge ghetto booty.

Slap that ghetto booty nigga!

ghetto booty by alarmchrono January 2, 2011