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Comes from the land of the natives. Was created from the android of all mother bots. They dance very weird and have no clue of there surroundings, there best dance move is the robot, and they only take orders from llama's. They have very hard times growing facial hair and love to drink oil only the best of the best. There is only 1 known species of them left and it wonders around Albany and long island. It's only enemy is a burnout who smokes out of lightbulbs and toaster's they fear the day they will meet again.
Holy shit is that a Human, no its just a Robotet.
Robotet by cocksparrow March 6, 2011
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Theodore Roosevelt 

The twenty-sixth President of the United States. He became President of the United States at the age of 42. One of the best Presidents this country has had. Made the U.S. into a world power by constructing the Panama Canal. Fought against monopolies and big business. Teddy also settled coal strike of 1902. Recieved a Medal of Honor for his role in the Spanish-American war and was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for helping negotiate the end of the Russo-Japanese War.
As Theodore Roosevelt once said "Speak softly and carry a big stick."

Square Rooter 

Somebody who only looks out for themselves. They will do whatever they have to do, to make sure they come out on top. They will hurt anyone in the way. It always comes back to themselves winning.
Tommy, wouldn't train with the guys cuz he said his truck needed repair, so he would stay back and fix the truck while his boys sweat in the 100+ degree summer training. Tommy really square rooted his way out of this one.

Fritz doesn't like to work on holidays. So he calls in sick weeks before and stays out the whole time. He thinks because he does it 2 weeks prior that he has more ground to stand on, but everyone knows he was gonna do that because he's a square rooter.

Pecker Rooter 

This is a variation of the short song, "Peter Rooter" that appeared on the audio-only album, "Los Cochinos" from 1973.
Hey there swingin' bachelors
Tired of that steady drip
Drip, drip of gonorrhea?
Then Pecker Rooter might be just what you've been waiting for

♪Pecker Rooter, that's the name♪
♪You just flush your troubles♪
♪Down the drain♪
♪Rotten Pecker, rotten pecker, rotten pecker♪
Pecker Rooter by Telephony September 30, 2014

Pecker Rooter 

This is a variation of the short song, "Peter Rooter" that appeared on the Cheech & Chong audio-only album, "Los Cochinos" from 1973.
Hey there swingin' bachelors
Tired of that steady drip
Drip, drip of gonorrhea?
Then Pecker Rooter might be just what you've been waiting for

♪Pecker Rooter, that's the name♪
♪You just flush your troubles♪
♪Down the drain♪
♪Rotten pecker, rotten pecker, rotten pecker♪
Pecker Rooter by Telephony October 1, 2014
Your Slang for cry.

"Stop rooering you gret babee" means "Stop crying you big baby"
"Last night after Sally left Tom he was rooering like a baby!"
Rooer by Gary Cherone June 20, 2006

Sex Rooster 

When you wake up your significant other with sex in the morning, oral or otherwise.
“I woke up to my girl blowing me. She is a total sex rooster.”
Sex Rooster by nannabotz March 13, 2018