The excruciating pain one incurs when finally completing a successful bowel movement which feels as if you have just received an episiotomy in child birth.

End result: Bloody stool & burning anus

Son of a bitch Debby, that turd was soooooo big it left me shaking. I always hate those rip shit tear asses!

Rip Shit Tear Ass by Jeepersbo February 5, 2007

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rip roaring red ass

When you have the shits really bad and your asshole gets red from whiping it so much.

Shit dude, I have a rip roaring red ass.

rip roaring red ass by zack February 23, 2003

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Rip off your ass and hand it to you

To beat someone so bad that their ass becomes a jiggling mass of gel hanging off their spine, allowing you to rip it off and place it in their hands as they collapse into a heap of excruciating pain. After the beaten person finishes convulsing, you place their severed posterior next to their lips so that it looks like they are kissing their own ass while posting hilarious videos to social media.

You disrespect me and I'll rip off your ass and hand it to you!!!

Rip off your ass and hand it to you by IGKYA53 October 2, 2020

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Rip a Bag of Ass

Well, I was chatting with my friend Scuba7Hoods and I ripped a nasty fart. It sounded like someone had ripped open a loose flopping paper bag thus I coined the phrase and it caught on. I mean now the whole world likes to rip a bag of ass!

Goodespeler ripped a bag of ass this morning while he was bending over to tie his shoe.

Rip a Bag of Ass by J.M. April 15, 2004

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