Inductive Reasoning

X has attributes A, B, and C.
Y has attributes A and B.
So, Y has attribute C.

Inductive Reasoning:

Jesus has brown hair.
I have brown hair.
I am Jesus.

Inductive Reasoning by fish27 December 7, 2009

Women's reasoning 

When a women or person makes an accusation, explanation, or theory with no grounds. The accused cannot make any logical reasoning against statement simply because it is Women's reasoning. (see Anna for Details)

Women's reasoning
because i said so.
I need more shoes because i ran out of them for the month.

Women's reasoning by kiwi's marky mark February 22, 2008

Amanductive Reasoning

The process of constructing a completely incorrect statement and then asserting it as truth. An Amanductive approach to persuasion consists of putting forth an irrelevant or incoherent statement and backing it as truth without consideration of counter-arguments.

Jose: Bro, how did you get suckered into going to the Justin Bieber Concert?!

Carlos: Man, I don't even know! She used Amanductive reasoning to persuade me to go, and the next thing I know, I'm bopping my head to "Baby"...

Amanductive Reasoning by The Most High Council of Psych March 6, 2013

RGAGaming 

a goose who streams on yt and twitch

u know the goose who has a youtube channel called RGAGaming?

RGAGaming by Catnaps2017 November 1, 2018

motivated reasoning 

Working backwards in logic, disregarding the facts in order to support an erroneous conclusion. Motivated reasoning is in contrast to logical reasoning.

I know you're telling me the fact that Saddam Hussein had nothing to do with 9/11, but my motivated reasoning tells me he did.

We invaded Iraq because of 9/11. What we did in Iraq was right. Saddam Hussein was involved in plotting 9/11.

motivated reasoning by bronco-the-man August 31, 2009

reasoning 

A meeting of rastas to speak spiritually and smoke some special herbs.
Before the splif is lit the leader says a prayer.

The herbalist is going to the reasoning tonight to enhance his spiritual ways

reasoning by bloodbruv February 25, 2010

The Jersey Shore/Sopranos Reasoning 

When you act or say something like an Italian and your excuse for it being ok was that you watch The Sopranos or The Jersey Shore

Person 1 - whatta ya mean you forgot to pick up the tickets whatta you stunad

Person 2 - Stunad, what?

Perosn 1 - its ok I watch the sopranos

Person 1 - oh the old The Jersey Shore/Sopranos Reasoning

The Jersey Shore/Sopranos Reasoning by Gimaf December 18, 2012