purse 

Satirical form of the slang totes: a shorter more convenient form of the word: totally.

As totes became popular and emojis expanded, tote received its own emoji which looked like a purse. Use of purse began as a way to mock people that used the slang totes.

Person 1: We should go to the mall this weekend for the huge sale!

Person 2: Purse! That would be awesome.

or

Person 1: Oh my god, Ryan Reynolds is so hot.
Person 2: He purse is!

purse by buggerthat December 4, 2018

Purse 

A bag that girls carry to school and to work. It contains makeup, lip balm, cell phone, money, and a lot of things. they have bigger ones when going to school. And they organize it in a OCD way.

I have noticed lately that girls wear purses to school instead of backpacks. Why do they need purses? Men dont wear them, and carry there stuff easily.

Purse by partyrockstar222 November 25, 2011

purse 

When a male friend of yours doesn't do something because of a girlly reason.

Tim was going to go to the bar with us tonight, but he pursed out because he had to get up early tomarrow.

purse by Bryan Schwab April 6, 2004

purse 

noun: 'to purse'

to get really wrecked on drugs and vomit and pass out

'he can't take his drugs, he's blatantly gonna purse later'

purse by betty_basgetti August 5, 2006

purse 

What you call a girly and/or wimpy dude. A very humiliating insult to a guy that pride's himself in his own masculinity.

Hey Bouncer with the gloves, come out and fight me. What? your calling the cops? Fight me ya fucking purse!

purse by WCarlo April 28, 2006

purse 

1. Vera Bradley-Place for preppy girls' junk, (makeup, lipgloss,)
2. (My Purse) Black Hole
3. Man-Purse, I don't want to know what's in there, but I know some of you who're reading this do.
4. Luis Vuitton- SuperPreps or WannaBe preps

"That Vera Bradley purse cost so much," Prep said,"They're just so expensive, you probably wouldn't want one."
"I've payed $75 for a pair of boots I get filthy once weekly," said Alexis the horse-girl tomboy.

purse by HorseChik December 3, 2006

Purse 

To purse: to engage in a one-night stand and then, the following morning, sneak away stealing said one nighter's wallet/purse. (Usually from a male on female perspective).

P1 "So did you have a good time last night?"
P2 "Yeah. Ragged her all night and pursed her this morning..."

or

"The bastard pursed me."

Purse by Grrrrapes February 22, 2008