priest
priest by oakstmoney September 22, 2010
Priest
Someone who, in light of recent events has been looked upon as a kiddie molester when in fact that is just a bunch of shit spread by powerful media. The fact is that INCIDENTS OF CHILD MOLESTATION HAPPEN MORE IN OTHER CHURCHES!!!!!!!! It's true, Protestant, Presbytarian, Lutheran, and yes even Mormon religious leaders have been found to do it a ton more than any Catholic priest, but the media has made it look like it happens every day in the Catholic church just because it has more political pull in the world. If you believe that all Catholic priests are pedophiles then you are an ignorant dumbfuck that shouldn't believe everything that you see on South Park
Lutheran:Yep all Catholic priests are pedophiles it,s been proven by the media.
Catholic: are you a fucking idiot or what it happens more in the lutheran church than in the catholic church.
Lutheran: no lutherans don't do that.
Catholic: Oh yeah, then that's why there are twice as many police reports for other churches than the Catholic church?
Lutheran: uuuhh but I thought it only happened in the catholic church.
Catholic: nope that's just what the media makes it seem like.
Catholic: are you a fucking idiot or what it happens more in the lutheran church than in the catholic church.
Lutheran: no lutherans don't do that.
Catholic: Oh yeah, then that's why there are twice as many police reports for other churches than the Catholic church?
Lutheran: uuuhh but I thought it only happened in the catholic church.
Catholic: nope that's just what the media makes it seem like.
Priest by superninjapenguin December 14, 2008
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priest
A man of God.
Priests arn't only part of the Catholic Church. Eastern and Oriental Orthodox priests exist as well.
NOT ALWAYS A PEDOPHILE!!!
Priests arn't only part of the Catholic Church. Eastern and Oriental Orthodox priests exist as well.
NOT ALWAYS A PEDOPHILE!!!
Ignorant person: All priests are Catholic and are filthy pedophiles
Semi-educated person: No, not all of them are pedophiles, less than 0.1%.
Educated person: Your right, not all are pedophiles, also priests arn't exclusive to the Roman Catholic church. Both the Eastern and Oriental Orthodox Christians have priests.
Semi-educated person: No, not all of them are pedophiles, less than 0.1%.
Educated person: Your right, not all are pedophiles, also priests arn't exclusive to the Roman Catholic church. Both the Eastern and Oriental Orthodox Christians have priests.
priest by have faith October 22, 2008
priest
A metal object which is used when fishing to knock the fish out and stop them jumping all over the boat. Looks proper funny when the fish gets battered. (Pun not intentional.) It has a handle and a lump of metal on the end.
Priest
noun
1. When a human male urinates and, for some reason (e.g., dried semen partially covering the urethral orifice, some kind of urethral dysfunction, general misfortune), the urine sprays out uncontrollably, and in the wrong direction(s), often rendering the fly unusable (except by the extremely un-germophobic) and causing the urinator to be, literally, pissed off. This meaning of the word is found in the verb phrase "to have a priest."
2. When a male, in the middle of urination, suddenly, out of his own volition, aborts said urination, despite the fact that he is not yet done (i.e., still has pee left that desperately wants to come out). This act is usually very uncomfortable, backing up the flow of piss, and thus creating an extremely uncomfortable urinary traffic jam. This meaning demands the verb phrase "to do a priest."
1. When a human male urinates and, for some reason (e.g., dried semen partially covering the urethral orifice, some kind of urethral dysfunction, general misfortune), the urine sprays out uncontrollably, and in the wrong direction(s), often rendering the fly unusable (except by the extremely un-germophobic) and causing the urinator to be, literally, pissed off. This meaning of the word is found in the verb phrase "to have a priest."
2. When a male, in the middle of urination, suddenly, out of his own volition, aborts said urination, despite the fact that he is not yet done (i.e., still has pee left that desperately wants to come out). This act is usually very uncomfortable, backing up the flow of piss, and thus creating an extremely uncomfortable urinary traffic jam. This meaning demands the verb phrase "to do a priest."
1. "Dude, okay, I'm really sorry, but I had a priest the other day and I kind of ruined those pants you lent me."
2. "Okay, so, when I was little, I once had to be hospitalized because my urethra exploded when, experimenting, I did a priest."
2. "Okay, so, when I was little, I once had to be hospitalized because my urethra exploded when, experimenting, I did a priest."
Priest by Micturient Lad August 17, 2010
priest
1)A man of God who is supposed to look out for the spiritual well being of those who share his faith and offer comfort to old people who like that sort of thing.
2)A class in WOW that runs away every time you get within 30 feet of them.
2)A class in WOW that runs away every time you get within 30 feet of them.
1)
Guy- Catholic priests are child molesters.
Guy2- Not that priest in the Exorcist. He molested satan with the power of christ and saved a kid, hes a fucking legend.
2)
Guy- Ive got a level 70 priest =)
Guy- come back here so i can stab you!
Guy- Catholic priests are child molesters.
Guy2- Not that priest in the Exorcist. He molested satan with the power of christ and saved a kid, hes a fucking legend.
2)
Guy- Ive got a level 70 priest =)
Guy- come back here so i can stab you!