Beer Pressure 

Using beer pressure instead of peer pressure cause you're not 16 anymore and the situation generally involves absurd amounts of beer.

Your buddy won't straight arm a beer cause his mom just ironed the shirt hes wearing, so everyone starts yelling at him and screaming beer pressure till he's becomes a man a does it.

Beer Pressure by Classic wyatt January 21, 2018

pressed fruit bowl 

the act of pushing ones exposed genitals against a window (preferably a car').

When your mom was driving behind us the other day Bob gave her a pressed fruit bowl.

pressed fruit bowl by Copie Boy November 6, 2002

No pressure 

A phrase used to express when you'd like for someone to do something, but you don't want them to feel pressure to do it immediately or to feel burdened by it; rather, whenever they have the chance or if they can.

It is also used to express when you're not intending to pressure someone or to soften a request you have for someone so that it doesn't feel hard, harsh, or demanding.

It can also be used sarcastically, in an event when there really IS pressure to so something.

Hey, call me whenever you decide. No pressure.

No pressure by shani2u July 31, 2013

Pressed 

Stressed, upset, annoyed. If you're pressed about something it basically means you ain't about that life or you find it pressing

1. I'm hella pressed about how much homework we have due tomorrow. 2. Why does this girl keep trying me? Im pressed!

Pressed by mandemm97 January 19, 2017

Pressed 

Being extremely irritated by someone, something or even a situation.

Kyle lied to Carly again and the whole situation just has me pressed.

Pressed by youngnoodle47 March 8, 2017

Pressed Ham 

1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.

2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.

The little punks in the car next to me gave me a pressed ham and I saw the kid's fruit salad.

While my girlfriend slept on the couch, I dropped my pants and gave her a pressed ham on her face.

Pressed Ham by jamminjay October 18, 2002

Pressure 

Typically used to say someone is good looking, because they out you under pressure with their flawless looks

“Look at him/her, they’re pressure”

Pressure by Uglycunt123 February 22, 2019