pope 

Former first-team goal-keeper of Krakow United quite some time ago. (True)

"And Romananovski has failed to take down the attacking striker, as he winds up for the shot and...WHATS THIS?! The goalkeeper is praying?! The shot is screaming towards the goal and...(ooooh, damn) That keeper is going to need a nosejob..." "You're right there Ken, maybe he should convert to priesthood."

pope by Ben Tricarico April 4, 2005

Pope 

One Religious Mother Fucker.

"Is that old dude the Pope?"

"Pope? He musy be one religious mother fucker!"

Pope by MarcusHHHHHHHHHHHH August 31, 2008

Pope 

A creepy ass old guy who is swimming in riches as he watches the rest of the world suffer. He acts like he cares about people but he doesn’t give a flying fuck. He just wants his $$$.

*Whole continent gets bombed*

Pope: “Oh how tragic.”

*Gets paid for speaking*

Pope by Shookums666 August 18, 2018

Pope 

Title of position given to a cardinal who becomes the leader of the Roman Catholic church. There have been 266 popes since the first Pope, Peter the apostle who was pope 2000 years ago with succession ever since. Often mistaken for a child lover due to sporadic scandals of corrupt priests and 'evil' due to rare popes who cheated themselves into and used the position for political power hundreds years ago while the hundreds of other men who became popes strove to make the world a better place. They also have the coolest car you will ever see even though they are amazing enough to forgive men who shot them multiple times out of stupidity for no reason other than their amazing love.

Did you hear about how that one guy didn't even press charges after being stabbed by that druggy even though they had full evidence?

Yeah pulling a JP2

What a pope.

Pope by matt evol beens twisted yada y November 19, 2011

pope 

Mexican slang for a serious wedgie

Damn her pants must stink cause that's some serious pope.

pope by ericat78 April 21, 2010

Pope 

That man who doesn't have sex.

The Pope also doesn't masturbate

Pope by ANON ;D June 15, 2008

pope 

(slang) derogative term for someone who thinks they're high and mighty and has been blessed with god's gift of greatness. other attributes include driving a weird-ass car like the popemobile and living in an impenetrable fortress like the vatican.

person a: dude, the pope is taking over a conference room on the 39th floor!
person b: wtf?! why is he holding mass all the way up there?
person a: so he can be closer to god.

pope by the disciples February 18, 2009