Sneak pooped 

When trickery is used to get you in a situation that turns out to be far different then was advertised.

My friend invited me to dinner at his home and then ambushed me with a Cutco Knives presentation.

"My friend sneak pooped me into listening to a multi-level sales pitch."

Sneak pooped by Idaho Tough September 27, 2013

poofed 

To have left without warning; vanished.

Used mostly in an online context when a friend stops talking without using an away message. Derived from the typical magic act of the magician dissapearing in a poof of smoke.

I was talking to Aiden on AIM when he just poofed for 20 minutes.

poofed by pr0digy December 5, 2004

Koi Ponded 

The act of falling into a Koi Ponded irresponsibly placed in the middle of a buildings lobby

Michael Scott was koi ponded on his way into the cold call meeting with Jim

Koi Ponded by Bubbers69 October 30, 2009

I pooped today 

This means that you had excriment leave your anus.

I just sat on the toilet and I pooped today. I also Tweeted about it.

I pooped today by Smitty134 May 5, 2011

Pooped in my pancy Nancy

The best nickname I have ever heard. I heard it from this tall asian kid in Minnesota referring to his female friend (I assume her name was Nancy)

"Hey Pooped in my pancy Nancy!"

Pooped in my pancy Nancy by Mr. AmazingAwesomeMan December 6, 2011

Post-pooned

Post-pooned: ppp (past passive participle) from the trans. verb "post-poon," meaning to deny someone access to a woman's poon, i.e. vagina.

The female version of "cockblocked."

My friend Gloria, who is a lesbian, was telling me about meeting this awesome chick at Home Depot. But when she tried to get her number, Gloria's hot friend Kaitlyn, who is also a lesbian, barged in and totally post-pooned her.

Post-pooned by Bobby Eaton July 24, 2011

Pooped-Up 

A really messed-up, broken, stinky vehicle.

Your car is sooo smelly. Ewww...........

Its a pooped-up piece of crap I bought for 300$.

Pooped-Up by Cat_JoJo October 26, 2011