Pooberry 

A small berry-like lump of poo that hangs 'on the vine' around the arse area.

See also 'Clagnut'

Or 'Arsegrape'

Stephanie discovered to her shame that she had developed a pooberry

Pooberry by Sir Oswald Muesli February 24, 2004

Poobernugget 

A piece of feces, that when you see it you cant tell which direction it was reliesed from the anus. It doesnt have the regular long, skinny, kind of snakeish looking form, it just looks like a brown, or other color, figure.

Dude i went to pinch one off in the airport before i missed my plane, but in the stall i found a big ass poobernugget, it kinda looked like george bush, but it didnt have that regular turd figure.

Poobernugget by jaybulls35 April 7, 2009

pooubes 

refers to the feces that is caught in anal pubic hair after defecation

odd use: when dumping on a friends ass and the shit gets stuck in their ass hair or even pubic hair

after a night out, my shit came out in a stream and left me with pooubes galore

no i did not fart i must have some pooubes.

pooubes by dean_man December 23, 2008

pooves 

(UK) upper-class plural of poof

ooh my gawd! that place was full of pooves

pooves by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

poofest 

an unfortunate event, occurance, person or situation

Person A: I failed my engineering analysis exam
Person B: Same here...this is a poofest!

poofest by Bunny Headface August 13, 2012

grand poobear 

A famous video game streamer who is most popular for playing super Mario maker.

“Hey, do you know how grand poobear got his name?”
“No, but I heard he lost his legs in a tragic snowboarding accident”

grand poobear by Pappy van winkle May 16, 2019

Poofessor 

A teacher and researcher at a post-secondary educational institution who has the requisite academic degrees, believes in his or her own intelligence, but is actually full of crap.

By using discipline specific jargon delivered only through long lectures from the same notes year after year, Dr. Logorrhea was displaying all the classic qualities of a poofessor.

Poofessor by Lumpen Professoriate February 21, 2011