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Porterized 

Throwing shade on a nuclear level over an inept person for the world to witness.
The truth seeking hero PORTERIZED the stupified idiot until Oreos flew out his mouth.
Porterized by Veddergirl May 7, 2020

posterized 

A slang term depicting a play in basketball. In said play, a player dunks the ball over top or in front of another player, making a play so picturesque that it may appear on a poster, hence the term, posterized.

Some players may have their own versions of this, such as Greg Ostertag of the Sacramento Kings. When someone is 'posterized' by Ostertag, they are 'Osterized'. This pay is known as 'dirty' and 'ugly' and is generally unwanted throughout the NBA.
a) Yo man! VC just posterized the Pistons! Ben Wallace, you's a poster!

b) (taken from live stat tracking)

3:44 4th - G. Ostertag dunks the ball.
3:44 4th - Officials timeout for audience to throw up in bathroom.
posterized by Uncle Ben November 29, 2004

Posterized 

Term in Basketball when one player dunks emphactally on an opposing player or in their face.
French center Frederic Weiss became the ultimate definition of posterized in history by Vince Carter of team USA in the 2000 Sydney Olympics.
Posterized by Smitty69 February 19, 2013

Porterized 

Someone that where's tight shirts, does over a 100 arm curls a day and murders music.
That was a really good song who the fuck porterized it

Potterized 

To become totally obsessed with the Harry Potter series. Potterization may occur because of a friend or family member, or independently. There is no known cure for potterization.
After finishing Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, I was totally potterized.

Wonderized 

When you go to the national Jamboree for BSA and feel a mix of emotions you can’t quite describe.
I went to BSA’s jamboree and was wonderized!
Wonderized by Bsacommish March 31, 2023