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lasagna platter 

The vagina

Slang similar to trim
Oh snap, son, I'd eat her lasagna platter
lasagna platter by Stampy May 19, 2004

Getting Plastered 

Oh man! Last night was crazy! we were getting plastered so bad!
Getting Plastered by Awesomeness_xx December 20, 2014

Wisconsin Cheese Platter 

When your male friend is doing a handstand while erect in front of a window. You barge into the room unbeknownst to him and proceed to Russian bear hug him from behind around his midriff while grabbing ahold of his stiffy for leverage. You then begin to bury your face in your friends goochy-cheesy area. Hence the name “Wisconsin Cheese Platter”. You must proceed until climax. All the while your friends family is outside watching. If the family is not there, this is by definition a “Delaware Dumpster Dive”.
“Sweetie, did I see you and Jeff enjoying a Wisconsin Cheese Platter last night?”

“Why, yes mother, we were. If you did not see it then we would have had a nice Delaware Dumpster Dive.”

Coon Platter 

A large platter of fried chicken with watermelon served with a gallon of Colt 45.
DAMN, Tyrone just wolfed down that coon platter!
Coon Platter by Umbrebre April 19, 2008

luanne platter 

character on king of the hill. generally kind, naive, but about as smart as a brick. voiced by brittany murhpy who passed away in 2009. niece of peggy and hank hill. made a baby named gracie margaret but originally wanted to name her lasagna because she was high on anesthesia.
"I am a proud, ignorant woman!" quote from luanne platter
luanne platter by tyler18 December 29, 2009

Pussy Platter 

The act of blatantly offering your vagina to a man for the sole purpose of manipulating him into giving you your sexual desires.
In an email, she described to him all the things that she wanted him to do to her while in bed. She gave him a pussy platter.
Pussy Platter by Urban Dictionary January 1, 2008