worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot 

Self-explanatory. There couldn't be much more worthless than that. Alleged by a young lady I used to bang to have originated from her father.

Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ. That boyfriend of yours is as worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot.

worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot by PFesser April 19, 2018

pisspoor 

Oftern seen in the great british magazine private eye, it means something that is terrbily bad.

the pisspoor state of britans railways

pisspoor by Dave August 18, 2003

pisspocket 

noun - term used to describe a female after a male has urinated in her womb in order to relieve spermatazoa build-up pressure within his prostate, allowing him to continue coitus without orgasm.
not to be confused with the "bronson hotpocket", the term used to describe a form of anal sex and involving urination.

noun - as spoken, "that girl is garys pisspocket, because he doesnt like the feel of condoms, and shes catholic."

pisspocket by terranaut November 19, 2007

pissbottle 

Any bottle that contains urine.Preferably with a lid, for multiple storage and disposal options.
Can be abbreviated as PB.

When someone is to drunk to make it to the bathroom they may use an empty bottle next to the bed to piss in.
When we were stuck in traffic Joe had to piss in his empty water bottle or he would have pissed himself.
Most pissbottles are clearly identifyable and cannot be mistaken for anything else.

pissbottle by PERMWORD34 February 29, 2008

Pisspotomus 

A person that excessivly Pisses themselves, either in bed or their pants.

Oh My Gawd, Your brother is such a Pisspotomus, ewe he passed out again and wet his bed.

Pisspotomus by LocoSnowman April 24, 2009

piss pot 

Northern English slang: drunkard

thats your 4th can of special brew u piss pot

piss pot by gamberro December 25, 2003

pisspour 

when something sucks a lot, or is just so unbelievably stupid. i.e. you just want to piss in a cup and pour it all over the person or object that sucks and tell them to "shut the fuck up" and stop sucking.

Guy 1: I keep getting rejected by that shawty
Guy 2: That's pisspour man, absolutely fuckin pisspour

pisspour by wordupgdown June 18, 2011