popular parties 

parties that popular kids that no one cares about get invited to just to talk about unpopular kids, drink, get high, fuck, and make out because they finally notice that they are jackasses

Unpopular kid 1: popular parties are gay!

Unpopular kid 2: Why?

Unpopular kid 1: Because they are just parties with popular people. And they don't think about inviting regular people.

popular parties by dancinboy49 October 18, 2010

in parties 

to be totally wasted by alcohol or drugs

"Sorry about yesterday, I was in parties.. I couldn't even walk home"

in parties by tsitsi October 9, 2008

Parred 

When someone gets absolutely shut down/rekt

Person 1: "I've had sex plenty of times"
Person 2: "It doesn't count if it's with yourself"
Person 3: "Damn, son! You just got parred!"

Parred by topbantz August 19, 2015

parreg 

Name for a person, any type of person. Can be used in anger or friendship. Should have a negative load and supposed to be used to give someone names > stupid parreg!

Anger: 'Stupid parreg!'
Friendship: 'Yo parreg!'

parreg by markku December 21, 2006

Perrie Edwards 

1/4 of British girl group Little Mix who won the X-Factor 2011.

The remaining members of Little Mix are Jesy Nelson, Jade Thirlwall, and Leigh Anne Pinnock.

Facts about Perrie:
1. She had no sense of smell.
2. She is from South Shields
3. She lived in New Zealand when she was younger.

Relationships:
Zayn Malik- Ex Boyfriend

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain- Current Boyfriend.

Girl- Who's that Blonde chick from Little Mix?
Little Mix fan- That's Perrie Edwards.

Perrie Edwards by Mybisexualass June 2, 2019

Lana Parrilla 

Actress from Once Upon a Time, Miami Medical, Boomtown, Lost, etc.

LANA IS OUR QUEEN!

LUV OUR MAMA REGAL!

Lana Parrilla has a literal fucking army.

Lana Parrilla by Froggity November 23, 2020

Cheekbone polishing parties

What most people think Benedict Cumberbatch, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have together, due to their well-defined cheekbones. (NOTE: Another post on Tumblr said that Colin Morgan joins them as a member of the Fellowship of Cheekbones, but that is not the focus of this definition.)

The entire thing began when someone asked Benedict during his Reddit AMA "Do you, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have cheekbone polishing parties?"
Benedict's response was "We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend f**k fantasy. Get to work on that, internet."

This promptly set everyone trying to draw out what they thought the parties looked like and generally the spontaneous combustion of the Internet. Tom Hiddleston's reaction was epic as well, but II'm not going to bore you with it. You can look it up yourself. Ehehehe.

person 1: Damn, those cheekbones look sharper by the day. HIDDLESTON STOP FREAKING RUINING MY LIFE WITH YOUR CHEEKBONES! YOU TOO CUMBERBATCH! SMITH STOP LOOKING SO INNOCENT, YOU'RE GUILTY TOO! (screaming at pictures)

me: ...of course they ruin your life with just their cheekbones, I've experienced it too. Judging by these pictures, they've just had some more cheekbone polishing parties.

me: <wonders if *koffkoff* anything else happened...> <evil grin>

Cheekbone polishing parties by Analisa Raeburn May 1, 2014