Front Pager

A pubescent youth who pours over the front page of YTMND every day rejoicing every time a new Brian Peppers site is created, or an internet war with Ebaum is started. These lowly half-humans now inhabit the once-peaceful YTMND forums, yet they stand out among the regular members because no one likes them. The projected maximum age for one of these Front Pagers is 17 to 18, where they will commit suicide as a joke over the internet. Some more famous (therefore making them gayer) frontpagers include MasterSitsu, Syncan, and Boomaga.

DrMongol: Oh no, Max linked the forums to the front page. Invasion is imminent.
NoccGuy: Here come the front pagers. I wish them death.
Front Pagers: kekekekekkekekekekek llolo Gay fuel!1

Kevin Bacon: I scared away the front pagers with my nudity.

by Lars Bacon August 14, 2006

Gusset pager

A low, rumbling fart, usually associated with excessive alcohol consumption.

Jesus Simon, I think your gusset pager just went off!

by Vinnie4brexit March 6, 2020

One Pager

A gay thing sixth grade language arts teachers assign you.

"Did you hear? In Ms. Smith's class we gotta do a one pager."
"Dude that's totally gay.

by Absolute Madlad June 7, 2019

gold and a pager

the answer to every math problem every invented

Teacher: Excuse me mike, what is the answer to number 57?
Mike: uh... gold and a pager

by mattscott23 March 18, 2008

2 pager

a 2 page text message (exeeding 160 words)

dude i just wrote a fat 2 pager explaining to my girlfriend why i couldnt go to the dance last night. hopefully shes not pissed

by poway high school May 23, 2009

a pager

A person who is sexy, has wicked hair, and picks up girls without trying.

"check out that guy with that deadly hair, Maynard like face and one sexy ass body. He is totally a Pager!"

by Pager January 18, 2006

Three pager

A instrument part with three pages. Usually they are a grade three.

I got my first three pager today. It’s really hard to play though.

by Fruit Hunter June 14, 2023