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Similar to getting owned or pwned, but having to deal with computer problems or needing a co-worker's help during business hours and they are not there.
I was told I needed an upgrade and the next morning I cannot print, access my emails nor connect to the internet. I went to the boss and let him know I got "ohmed".
Ohmed by unarmed_seagull October 12, 2008
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oh me mama 

Dis a word for one coolie to uze wen someting HORRIBLE happens.
EX: OH ME MAMA!!! whey de remote fa da damn t.v de??? dum ppl iyu eat de ting out.
oh me mama by Shit Head. October 30, 2004
1. same as pwned or owned but for the Physics lover
Did you see my catapult's accuracy? I totalled ohmed.
ohmed by er!ka Dorkface October 1, 2006

Ohmeda TruSat 

The Ohmeda TruSat is a pulse oximeter that was invented in 2005. It is one of the world's smallest bedside monitors that is a lot smaller than most of the bedside pulse oximeters out on the market today. It has two buttons, one for the on/off button, one to silence the alarm, and a green wheel, that can be pressed in, and/or turned to select settings!!
Features include:
1. Easy to see numeric display.
2. alarm limits visible at all times.
3. 48 hour TREND DATA.
4. Pir or Perfusion index measurements.
5. Alarms audio and visual alarms sound when something is out of a set limit.
6. Optional backlight.
7. Waighs less than half the waight of a regular bedside pulse oximeter.
1. He has the Ohmeda TruSat and he uses it all the time.
2. Does he like the audio pulse?
3. YES.
4. Does the monitor have alarms?
5. Yes.
6. All Right.
Ohmeda TruSat by 1992peter February 14, 2010
The behavior of telling a story in response to someone trying to convey some information. Very often interrupting. Very often their story has very little to do with what you said. You are almost always one-upped.
In reality they didn't really listen to what you said.
- Guess what, I won the lottery...
- Ohmetoo, my mother used to have a neighbour that won the lottery I think.
ohmetoo by jha666 August 19, 2013
He is a wonderful guy, he loves coffee. He make everyone happy. He is the type of guy you need in your life. A perfect definition of handsome, not just by face but also by attitude. He loves his family so much and strives hard for the future. You should find a guy like Ohmel! It will be worth it, I promise!
Am I the right one for you?

Uh, no. Unless you're Ohmel.
Ohmel by youroneandonlymoon June 8, 2021