Numpti Tard 

1. A person possessed of exceedingly stupid opinions.

2. A person who uses wild gesticulations of the hands and arms to explain an exceedingly stupid idea.

3. A person who displays distain for the attributes of others whale simultaneously displaying exceedingly stupid attributes of their own.

"He is a numpti tard"

Numpti Tard by Word hermit September 10, 2011

Numptitous 

Numptitous - He got a severe case of numptitous when he started work

He caught numptitous when he arrived and henceforth we he was known as a Numpty

Numptitous by Timmay62 October 15, 2015

Numptide 

Someone who, though normally very intelligent, has done something stupid or clumsy

Pronounced nump-tide

Fred drops his phone
"Fred you absolute numptide"

Numptide by bifs101 October 28, 2016

Numptious 

Something so good and sooooo amazing that you just gotta nom nom nommmmm

Man that salad berry was numptious to the MAX!

Numptious by Tupac Reborn September 16, 2021

numpte 

An inversion of YUPE - Not Upwardly Mobile Plummeting Towards Earth, most often used as a joke or humourous critisism (see BANTER)

You flamming NUMPTE how could you be so stupid!

numpte by JOE June 25, 2004

numptilicious

A person or thing thats scrumptious, yumptious and complete and utter numpty! Yet likeable! Term only for endearment, no other uses allowed.

Me! You! We!

numptilicious by Franny et Simmone (we love you!) September 12, 2003

Numpties

Plural form of the word numpty. If you collect enough together you can form an SWS UK. When correctly abused they will produce oh oh spaghetti ohs which will result in products being not completely ready.

The numpties have f*@ked it up again!

Numpties by Ben September 19, 2003