Mrs. Numbnuts 

A disparaging term used to indicate that a woman is not functioning on all cylinders.

My mother, self-effacing comedian that she was, started to refer to herself as “Mrs. Numbnuts” as her cognition steadily declined.

Mrs. Numbnuts by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023

numbnuts 

"num nutz"
1. a person or persons that possess very little knowledge, common sense, or skills.

2. Erik W. Heftie

numbnuts by eric h August 9, 2003

numb nuts 

a person that makes unthoughtful mistakes, acting without thought

Tamir is a numb nut.

numb nuts by Evan February 20, 2003

numbnuts 

A person who lacks some combination of common sense, intelligence, manners, or coolness.

What is your major malfunction numbnuts? Didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

numbnuts by Megaloman March 12, 2009

numbnuts 

A fucking moron. See fucktard.

Came to prominence after Austin Powers (I forget which one).

A trillion is more than a billion, numbnuts.

numbnuts by The Beer Baron October 7, 2004

numbnuts 

A numbnuts is a person of 'a certain age', i.e., old enough to know better, who behaves like a total shit or shithead. A jerk, a fool, a putz, schmuck, asshole, etc.

Mike and Louise behaved like complete numbnuts over that issue. They got mad and over-reacted, just like the numbnuts that they are.

numbnuts by Athelstan Spilhaus IV September 10, 2006

numb nuts 

The phenomenon that occurs when a male places a cold drink between his legs and leaves it there for a prolonged period of time. Upon standing or moving, the chilled testicles brush or rest against the leg, causing an unexpected chill to temporarily overcome the victim. Most susceptible, are wearers of boxer-style underwear.

I set my beer between my legs for a majority of the movie. When I stood up, I got numb nuts.

numb nuts by drgn76 October 14, 2010