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negative IQ

An invisible beam emitted form the brains of stupid people such that you feel dumber when they enter a room.
"He radoiates negatove IQ.. I can feel myself get dumber everytime I see him.
negative IQ by Paulzerz September 20, 2003

Gentleman's Necktie 

A cock ring, constrictor band or other device used to squeeze the penis to engorge it.
Sheena loved getting Carl's engorged cock after he slipped on a Gentleman's Necktie.

negative creep 

A creep, who's negative.
I'm a negative creep.
I'm a negative creep.
I'm a negative creep.
And i'm stoned.
negative creep by chives42 October 10, 2007

Negative Nancy 

A nickname given to a guy or a girl who always has a negative spin on things. Always brings the mood down with the doom and gloom analogies.
Jack: Way to go Billy...a grand slam!
Tom: God, it's about time he only struck out the last four at bats.
Jack: Just shush and quit being such a Negative Nancy and be thankful it wasn't a fifth strikeout, but it was a grand slam.

negative bad outlook

negative gap 

The measurement, in inches, of the distance of fat of an obese person that rests on a table at an eating establishment.
My overwheight uncle squeezed into our booth at Applesleaze, revealing his four inch negative gap.
negative gap by CTBeatbox April 2, 2007

negative ass 

A rear end that is flat or non-existent, or, in extreme cases, even oddly concave.
"My jeans flap in the back 'cause I got a negative ass."
negative ass by SeaBat June 12, 2006