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Monkey Fucking 

Adjective used to refer to a person usually male who will have sex with any woman. Someone who is so indiscriminate that they would fuck a female monkey. Eventually its use was broadened so that it became used to describe anyone whose habits are unpleasant, unsavoury or just plain weird.
"Malcolm, you are, without doubt, the most useless cunt eyed, shit-licking, monkey fucking, piss-brained, ass kissing, fuck witted WOSP in the world!"
Monkey Fucking by AKACroatalin March 28, 2015
Related Words

cubicle monkey 

Pronunciation Key (kyoob-ikel mung-kee)
n. pl. cubicle monkeys

An anonymous, soulless white-collar cubicle dweller.
Bob is a cubicle monkey. He works from nine to five doing God-knows-what under fluorescent lights in a moveable three-walled office.
cubicle monkey by W. Elliott April 23, 2006

monkey rack 

Geezzz, why not get some hair removal from that monkey rack!
monkey rack by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016

Brit Monkey 

Scammer: are your from the UK
Victim: Yes I'm from the UK
Scammer: you pice of shit you a Brit Monkey

Wet Pancakes and Monkey Donuts 

When your friend use this it means she isn't sober
Kloey's spirit animals are wet pancakes and monkey donuts

swapping the monkey 

a feat of stealth used by thieves to successfully pilfer items atop a pressure plate.
wife speaking to her husband: why is this coffee so weak, were you fucking swapping the monkey with your cup in the coffee maker again? that's it! we're getting a divorce!
swapping the monkey by WordRepoMan January 15, 2013