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Blueberry muffinned 

When someone, or something, bakes a whole batch of blueberry muffins just to throw them at you because you suck.
I got blueberry muffinned because, as my mother puts it, I utterly failed as a daughter :(((

muffinator 

someone who is programmed to anihilate the female genitalia, by using any force necessary
watch out ladies! here's the muffinator!
muffinator by Antony Seddon September 26, 2006
A rim of fat that bulges out above a "pleasantly plump" girl's too-tight pants. These girls usually don't realize that their outfits are completely unflattering, so it's best not to point this out. In today's modern McDonald's fed society, muffintops are not a rare sight.
As Tracy walked down the street, the fatty muffintop peeking out from below her wife-beater jiggled wildly. It was rather entertaining.
muffintop by mollymcb215 January 6, 2007
The belly/hip spillage over the top of the jeans, forming a muffintop. Usually in reference to females.
"That clingy shirt is definitely not hiding her muffintop- she shouldn't be wearing low-rise jeans in public."
muffintop by maps February 15, 2006

Mullinated

Adj,Verb-Mullinated,Mullined,Mullins
To get "raped",To take it in the ass, your butt,or a slant route
O man, you just got mullinated!
Did you see her mullin?
Watch for the mullin!
Mullinated by CJAndrew June 4, 2009

Muffinhead 

Pretty much an insult (if you choose it to be) meaning ✨motherf*cker✨
My bsf: bruh your such a Muffinhead!
Muffinhead by gay_balls May 24, 2021