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Fozzie Moopet 

An ungodly sex act that involves rubbing dead animal skins (usually domestic pets) on someones body in order to slowly degrade their skin and sense of self worth. Is best performed when all participants are watching the Muppets. The Dark Crystal is also acceptable
I just had a Fozzie Moopet. I hate my life now because I spend so much time at my dermatologist's office.
Fozzie Moopet by DrBird February 18, 2017
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Mopped the Floor 

To put someone, or something, to complete shame, or humiliation, and to better it in every capacity; to utterly outdo, outperform or outwit. The phrase is used to conjure sentiments of shaming to the point of using that thing for the lowly task of mopping the floor with. Generally used in past, or more rarely, future or prospective tense.
1. Peyton Manning just mopped the floor with Tom Brady.

2. That kid just mopped the floor of that Pogs tournament!

3. Gandalf would totally mop the floor with Harry Potter.
Mopped the Floor by Bloodknight November 24, 2010
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mopedaphile 

Anyone over the age of 18 who rides a moped.
I'm scared to let my children walk to school because of the high number of mopedaphiles in the area.
mopedaphile by Th3 Admiral April 5, 2011
A moped is a person, guy or girl, you are having sex with, but would never want your friends to meet because they are not that attractive.

Like a moped, the gay motorbike, he/she is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends to see you on it.
I am inviting this guy over to hook up only late at night or when no one is home because he’s a total moped.
Moped by Emma Frost December 5, 2019
noun. A person or animal that is known to piss and shit in, on, or around anything.
Did you her that Alex pissed on Jan's couch?
Ugh yeah such a mooper.
mooper by birdie7903 August 18, 2021

mopedarmy 

Army built of only the tuffest moped riders.
the mopedarmy will swarm and destroy
mopedarmy by Bandit June 13, 2003