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the act of someone or something being a jerk, or a prick.Usually directed towards men.
1) Man why is he acting like such a moofe?????

2) Quit being a moofe man!!!
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moofed Moofed out: Moosed mooked moofer mooged Moffed mooned Moofe moored
(verb): The experience of writing an e-mail to a large group of co-workers, and drawing a reply-to-all that sets out in point-by-point excruciating detail all the errors in your e-mail, and how you are a complete moron, for the entire group to see.
I thought I'd analyzed that issue correctly, but man, did I get mooped!
mooped by 1Platypus March 13, 2013

You Always Know When You've Been Moosed

When you're getting head from a girl and it sucks so bad that you're bored. So to amuse yourself, you make moose antlers out of you hands and place them on her head.
This fat bitch had a beard and I couldn't get off so I gave her the moose. The great thing was she saw me do it. You always know when you've been moosed.
Named after a well-known political strategist. It is the act of changing your original story and blame-shifting, pointing the finger, rolling on, cooperating, and or informing on a particular individual or individuals to save yourself from being prosecuted and or to get a better deal in your negotiations with the prosecutor. Another way of saying you snitched.

Submitted by @LanceMigliaccio
When the prosecutor offered him a deal in his prosecution he mooked.
MOOKED by @LanceMigliaccio May 20, 2022
When a cow gets muted and can no longer moo, especially when on a call.
"Hey Justin, you're mooted"
"Thanks dude, mooo"
mooted by moogleoogle April 7, 2021

verbally mooned 

The use of highly inappropriate language in the presence of someone. The verbal equivalent of pulling down ones pants and showing someone your backside.
"Man, you should heard him talking to the Duchess last night, he verbally mooned her four or five times before he was asked to leave!"