Midgetry 

the offense of failing to grow over 4'10" as an adult.

After a swift trial, he was found guilty of midgetry in the first degree.

Midgetry by Magister Penguin July 17, 2019

Midgetism 

The act of having a large head and funny looking fingers.

I'm not going to have sex with that kid singing on youtube because he has midgetism.

Midgetism by sublimemind June 4, 2012

mingetits 

a general exclamation apt for a variety of situations. e.g

1) when one is being aroused.
2) ammusment.
3) shock.
4) noun to be compared with when in a state of boredem(ironic as tits with minges on them is quite exciting and very very rare).
5)currency
6) endearment
7) insult

1) holy fuckin' mingetits my dicks got bigger.
2) holy mingetits this rollercoaster is gully.
3) holy fuckin' mingetits
4) I'm as bored as a mingetit.
5) that'll be 5 mingetits please.
6) mum my old mingetit!
7) you mingetit you dropped the house.

mingetits by kokokokokoko! January 10, 2008

Midgestitute 

A little person who engages in sexual acts in exchange for a little money or tiny goods and services.

"I can't believe Craig slept with a Midgestitute in Vegas, but I guess she was half the price."

Midgestitute by Lyric Moranis February 14, 2009

midgetism 

the disease first discovered in south england resulting in the horizontally challenged and/or short

After being diagnosed with midgetism, the old man slowly got shorter

midgetism by Pat Dunphy July 25, 2003

Midgety 

A term used to describe an unruly roomate, one who is rather short. a bit constipated, and slightly akward. One who also has no ability to park a car between two lines. Has an obsession with corn.

Cop number one: "Wow look at that midgety go!"
Speed racer: "What up Granny?!"

Midgety by Men. February 18, 2009

Midgettitus 

The disease of being short or small

Hey that guy must suffer from midgettitus

Midgettitus by mvh and bung January 11, 2012