Microsoftie 

Someone with their heads too far up their asses to relize that MS Windows is one fucked up, half-assed piece of software.

Dude? You don't think Microsoft should be punished for violating anti-trust laws? Fuckin Microsoftie!

Microsoftie by Chas September 11, 2004

Microsoftie 

A very small flacid penis.

Guy #1: Dude, why didn't you hit that shit?
Guy #2: I tried, but she didn't enjoy my microsoftie.

Microsoftie by Andi June 10, 2006

Microsoftie 

The state of a penis when it shrinks from its normal size. The opposite of wood.

Just thinking about that ball buster gave me a microsoftie

Microsoftie by Grain September 12, 2004

microsoftish 

An organization, or company that is known to use dirty tactics to make even more profit then their already ridiculous figures. Some of these tactics can be seen as evil, or simply dirty. It is not to be confused with illegal, as these organizations will make sure that what they do is legal, but just "micro" "soft" to customers.

One common tactic is to price gouge, or hide clauses to make customers pay more after they've already paid. This is very common with software licensing companies.

I already paid 10k for this software, but now they want me to pay another 1k per computer just so the client portion can work? That's so microsoftish!

microsoftish by redsquirrel1 January 20, 2011

Microsoftie 

someone in the IT feild who only likes microsoft for the sole reason that their software has made their back pocket larger

greg: that guy loves microsoft...
mike: that's because he's a fucking microsoftie

Microsoftie by poonjah September 14, 2004

Microsoftie 

n0n-1337 w1nd0wz 0S us0r

not microsoftxcore

LOLOL 0mg j00 n00b u cant c0py & p4st3 liek me 1 am teh 1337 w1nd0wz ME h4x0r. j00 r a m1cr0s0f7i3 LOL0mGwtfBbq!!!!11onehundredeleven122

Microsoftie by ohfukmeh September 13, 2004

Microsoftie 

A very small understimulated clitoris.

After fingering Cami's clit for an endless length of time he looked up her snatch and saw a microsoftie lying limp as a noodle

Microsoftie by B. Lee September 12, 2004