Mentally Deranged 

A sad state of mind that has been through multiple traumas, socially, physically, emotionally, etc. Which prohibits the person from thinking clearly and it has the ability to develop into multiple mental illnesses and mental disabilities that will hinder the person’s life. It worsens if the person has neurological disorders that gets in the way of their social life.

He hasn’t been himself lately. I’m worried that he might be mentally deranged... I’m afraid of him. That’s what she said, you fools.

Mentally Deranged by Unwiseman February 26, 2020

lesser degree mentally stunted adults 

what people who write the disgusting definitions are

that was unholy lesser degree mentally stunted adults

lesser degree mentally stunted adults by someone else thats not u April 7, 2021

Metallocrustomachinaism

The worship of toasters, and other machines that bring forth the Toast.
Founded in 2008, Metallocrustomachinaism was created a way to worship a revolutionary new god.
The story goes as follows:
In the beginning, there was nothing but the Toaster, which was forever waiting to release its bread, thus creating the Universe.
Finally, there was a sign. The lever on the Toaster began to rise. After one moon, the toaster rose up, and its bread was released.
The Toast was shot into space, and upon this plane everything was created.
To learn more about Metallocrustomachinaism, email [e-mail]

Dude, I just converted to Metallocrustomachinaism last week, and boy, I've been worshiping my toaster ever since!

Metallocrustomachinaism by The Prophets February 19, 2009

Mentally Morning

When you wake up at 3pm and it feels like morning even though it is'nt

hey Jimothy, its evening, why are you having coffee?
Its still mentally morning for me

Mentally Morning by TaskFailedSuccessfully November 24, 2022

mentally blue balled 

When you are told by someone that something amazing just happened, but they won't tell you. You know how when guys are just about to get it in, they get all excited?
well, if they don't get it in, and they're still excited, they get blue balls. or it just hurts them a lot, because they can't release.

Mentally blue balled means that you got all excited and then didn't complete with the exciting thing/action.

Jane: OMGAH,Jenny! You'll NEVER guess who's transferring into our school next week. You are gonna FREAK the fuck out! OMG i could barely believe it myself.
Jenny: Tell me! Tell me!
Jane: Nah, chill.
Jenny: ...

(Jenny is mentally blue balled)

mentally blue balled by uhohrosarioh April 7, 2010

mentally peaced 

When you take a mental break....i.e peace mentally
when you go to sleep
when you are off task
day dreaming
checked out mentally

im mentally peacin
im gonna go mentally peace
dude i was totally mentally peaced

mentally peaced by jinasbff December 3, 2009

Mentally Handi-Blacked 

When a dark skinned person is so damn stupid that you could easily confuse them for a mentally handi-capped person. Or a black says something super stereotypical of themselves and they don't even realize it.

Dude you are being such a stupid n-word, you should go to a psychiatrist and see if you're mentally handi-blacked

Mentally Handi-Blacked by was379 January 16, 2019