A small town in West Michigan that has one bar, one post office, a pizza joint, and a sort of famous racetrack- the Berlin Raceway. Not all that live here are potheads or hicks- just simple folk that tend to like the quiet countryside around them.

And no one cares that "the great" Berto-whatever lives here. It is however, the home town of Johnny Benson- the not so great race car driver.

Ya know- Marne. Rhymes with Barn... The highway exits between the Coopersville dump and Grand Rapids.

marne by inkblot98 April 3, 2011

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Marney

A girl with a sweet smile and charming personality that makes every boy's heart race. She's clouded by innocence and is often found with her head up in the clouds. She always has a bounce in her step and a happy-go-lucky outlook that seems to make everyone enjoy her company.

Marney is like the innocent, sweet memories of your childhood.

Marney by justopenyoureyes June 23, 2011

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Wing Manned

The fucked up process of going out with your friend who is trying to bang some girl, only to find out that the only reason you were invited was because the girl has some fugly fat bitch that needs to be "taken care of" so your friend can score.

MW- Dude what the fuck were you doing with that sled dog last night?

MP-Dude so bad. I was wing manned. I had no choice.

MW-She was like 400 pounds

MP-Yeah, but I fucked her like she was a buck 0 five.

Wing Manned by mpoppe August 24, 2009

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