Just listening to some Spotify

Synonym of masturbation. This phrase dates back to 2013 when Australian cricketer Mitchell Starc allegedly walked in on teammate Moises Henriques having a wank whilst conducting an interview.

- Hey mate what are you up to?
- Yeah nah just listening to some Spotify mate.

Just listening to some Spotify by remboi June 18, 2018

Wittering

Something you do when you talk rubbish with no particular reason, meaning or audience.

Oh stop wittering on man no one is listening to you again.

You wittering idiot.
Please stop wittering you're hurting my ears.
What are you wittering on about now?

Wittering by Never witter July 26, 2010

Littlefingered

When someone's grand scheme ultimately backfires on them in the worst way imaginable.

Tommy tried to break up Jill and John by spreading lies, John found out and cut his throat. Tommy got littlefingered.

Littlefingered by RollUpDeTassa September 2, 2017

the loitering giraffe 

a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.

i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....

the loitering giraffe by a gentle manne of leisure September 1, 2010

nobody is listening 

nobody is listening is zayn maliks third studio album. it is a godlike album. it starts off with his song called “calamity” this song really is just- wow. it’s very soft and mellow but also still extremely powerful. okay can we just talk about sweat omg that song is so fucking sexy omg omg. all his songs are sexy tbh, just like him.

“do you think i’ll go to heaven?”

“no i do not think you will go to zayn maliks vocals in nobody is listening”

nobody is listening by maria grace March 3, 2021

limbering for timbering 

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.

Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."

limbering for timbering by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

secondhand listening 

When you hear everything that is said nearby, but you really don’t want to.

I learned all about what it means to be an adult while secondhand listening to drunk people at our backyard pool parties outside my bedroom window on school nights.

secondhand listening by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2019