Beep beep lettuce 

This saying is originally from a rather obscure meme that includes Max and Ruby. At the end of the comic, Max exclaims "BEEP BEEP LETTUCE" in response to a question Ruby asks.

Essentially, Beep beep lettuce can be used as an interjection whenever one feels it's appropriate or just want to mess around with whoever they are with.

Person 1: Just grab me the Ragu from the stock room, ok Jimmy?

Jimmy: BEEP BEEP LETTUCE

Person 1: ...

Beep beep lettuce by serialspongedesecrator September 15, 2017

poor man's lettuce 

potato chips on a sandwich

"I always put poor man's lettuce on my sandwiches because potato chips stay crisp a helluva lot longer than stupid lettuce."

"Yeah, exactly. Why buy lettuce that lasts only like 3 days when chips will last weeks?"

poor man's lettuce by hodags1966 October 19, 2017

Lettuce Be Cereal 

A misguided statement for 'lets be serious', usually said for laughs.

Lettuce be cereal, I know you be 'mirin my aesthetics.

Lettuce Be Cereal by DaUsualCrew December 30, 2011

crunchy lettuce 

A reference to the best part of something. The part of a whole that stands out from the rest.

The crunchy lettuce really made that hamburger delicious.
That song was the crunchy lettuce of that album.
This formula is the crunchy lettuce of physics.

crunchy lettuce by AlexTheDefiner February 3, 2017

hippie lettuce 

slang for pot, chronic, ganja, weed, the product, etc.

When we drove past the Phish concert, we caught a glimpse of about 12000 people in the parking lot burning the hippie lettuce.

hippie lettuce by ricky roma November 18, 2003

lucifer's lettuce 

a comical term for marijuana

bible thumpin dad: (smells weed from outside of sons locked door then knocks)
"johnny are you smoking that marijuana again?!"

johnny: "yes ho now fuck off."

bible thumpin dad: "sweet jesus THATS LUCIFER'S LETTUCE!!!"

johnny: "meh."
(coughs)

lucifer's lettuce by big baby jesus. September 22, 2007

Wet lettuce 

someone who is a wuss. cries a lot, really sensitive and just a pussy in general. Real emotional and never takes risks. Always quiet.

person1: omg Sarah was crying in the bathroom again
person2:god she's such a fucking wet lettuce

Wet lettuce by sluttydickwad October 5, 2020