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The only way you will get laid,
Is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait.
My mum got laid by me she’s pregnant now and I should not do that to my auntie because she is

Clostrophobiac
Laid by Lqoqllakamnan October 23, 2018
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the short and short of it is to go out and screw peeps.
chick 1:yea, i just got back from screwin that one guy.
chick 2: coolio.
laid by kitty December 1, 2003
Basically meaning someone is gonna have sex later on that day
“I’m gonna get laid tonight bro”
“Ye bro,same!”
Laid by Bored247 March 15, 2020
Getting fucked. Typically happens at parties or at bars.
Mark: Yo dude! How was the party??
Devon: it was great! I got laid-
Mark: oh cool, was she good?
Devon: yeah! He made my back hurt

Mark: HE?!?!
Laid by mikelovestobey March 12, 2022
The most trustworthy guy to know, is a awesome bestfriend
Also extremely good at sex and cuddles.
Wont hesitate to fight someone
Let's be a Laïd sometimes
Laïd by Feliciassuspe November 22, 2021