Koreate 

verb. to make-up a story how a thing was created, invented or discovered in order to claim that thing is yours.

"Sushi is invented in Korea" - this is a typical example of koreation.

"Taekwondo is the origin of Karate" - another example of koreation.

"The origin of English people is Korea" - another example of koreation.

"I've heard you were crazy last night and always beating the door of your flatmates shouting 'fuck you!' And he's saying that to everybody around him this morning." "What the fuck!? He must have koreated the story!!"

Koreate by joke009 February 23, 2013

Korean Drama 

A show that causes one to have extreme, irrational emotions.
Also quite an addictive substance that can cause girls to break up with their boyfriends, mostly from disappointment, and lack of hand holding. Also a leading cause of sleepless nights. Growling stomachs also occur due to food porn.

EX 1) "Handsome dude crying on Korean Drama"
Girl: Sobbing...
Boyfriend sitting next to her:...Sobbing also.

Ex 2) Girl: Sleeping
Teacher: Calling Security

Ex 3) Mother: "Why is the fridge empty? I just went
shopping"
Girl: "oops."

Ex 4) Girl: You just don't hold my hand or stare longingly at
me anymore, all you want to do is makeout.
Boy: This is because of those Dramas isn't it? You
have a problem.

Korean Drama by K-Death October 30, 2012

Korean Logic

When you do something that reduces your personal benefit and your only reason for doing it is that this is the way it has always been done.

Korean: "The air is bad in here. You foreigners need to change the air so you can be healthy" (Korean then goes to smoke cigarette). Foreigner 1: Why did they smoke a cigarette if they want to be healthy? Foreigner 2: Because Korean Logic.

Korean Logic by Here You Go December 18, 2014

Roof Koreans 

Angry Korean store workers who prowl their store roof tops wielding Nagasaki rifles and wearing their Korean Pride bandannas during the Baltimore riots to keep their store from being looted by "protestors"

After setting fire to the neighborhood CVS farmicy, Tyrone and the boys got in a shoot out with Highly armed Roof Koreans while trying to loot the noodle store nearby.

Roof Koreans by FauxTales April 29, 2015

Korean Switch 

The act of replacing a victim's object(s) without them noticing and giving them no clue on where it's gone.

Tommy replaces Benny's phone with a case, with just the case. 20 minutes later Benny finds out that his phone is missing.
Benny: Oh no, my phone, where has it gone!?
Tommy stays quiet, knowing that he knows exactly where the phone is. (Right inside his backpack)
40 minutes later, class is about to end. It has been a frantic search for Benny's phone.
Tommy: You see Benny, to master the Korean Switch, not only does one have to switch the person's object, but also give them no clue on where it's gone. Here is your phone Benny *Gives phone over. I hope we can stay friendly acquaintances. Cheers!
Tommy leaves the room, leaving Benny with his mouth wide open, knowing that he must learn the Korean Switch, to not be constantly moving on the metaphorical treadmill of life, not moving forward, not moving back, unless of course, you run out of breath...

Korean Switch by KoreanSwitchSensei September 20, 2018

Korean Supper 

Requires:
1) A woman of the Korean variety
2) One doorless Jeep Wrangler
3) A truly WILD imagination

Guy 1: "Dude, last night was totally insane."

Guy 2: "Why? Wait, you didn't-"

Guy 1: "-Yeah, I did. My Wrangler is completely totalled after that Korean Supper we pulled..."

Korean Supper by SpaceHelmet69 May 25, 2010

Korean Break-up 

A break up in which the guy stops all forms of communication with no explanation. If he sees you by chance, he will ignore you, but would have no problem greeting your friends right in front of you.

I was dating Aiden, this Korean guy, for 6 months. All of a sudden, he just stopped calling and texting. It was weird. then he came to my city last night, said hello to all of my friends and ignored me. I guess it was one of those Korean Break-ups I've been hearing about.

Korean Break-up by horn5guy March 28, 2012