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a ass shit konkey wacker 

one who frequently shits from the ass while wacking his konkey with several large sticks.
my new neighbor is a ass shit konkey wacker, he loves dropping a pipinghotloaf while smackin his konkey.

donkey konkey 

Its just Donkey Kong
But a lot sexier
i looked at some donkey konkey porn yesterday

have u seen that new donkey konkey video yet.
donkey konkey by mals karpertje November 23, 2017
When you’re completely slumped/alseep. Formed by the word KO’d and gone.
“Dude he’s passed out on the pool table should we wake him?”
“Nah he’s konked.”
Konked by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020
Kinkeye is the word used in event and A male (cats excluded) Ejaculates into a women's eye socket (or males, depending on what your into). Often causing pinkeye and many other dreadful and terrible diseases just because he missed the mouth. Pinkeye is the sister word to kinkeye aswell as kinky being the brother word. Pink(eye) (kink)y Adding the two sections together, (kink)(eye). Full work, kinkeye.
Carson: Damn Josiah, last night I had sexual relations with Erik and I gave him the kinkeye.
Josiah: Oh marbles isn't that like really dangerous?
Carson: It can be, but he's probably fine.
Josiah: Did you mean to!?
Carson: I was aiming for his toes!
Josiah: You've got worse aim then me and I've got such bad aim I pee on the toilet seat, sitting down!
*Erik enters room*
Erik: Hey Josiah, what are you doing tonight ;)
Kinkeye by Namzug Haisoj June 6, 2018

Konky dong 

A title given to one person out of a group of male friends that has the largest penis size or body count.
Brad will be crowned konky dong today at my house.
Konky dong by EkulTheAntelope February 22, 2020

konky dong 

One with and exceptionally large penis.
Jan: How are we going to have sex with that?
Tom: What's wrong?
Jan: You have a konky dong, don't bring it near me !
konky dong by Camel'sTowing May 11, 2016