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Person 1: Boris is such a keebler
Keebler by Yeetboi42069 May 10, 2022
A really adorable italian greyhound chihuahua dog with a heart of gold.
it's own species, so cute it could make the front page of every dog magazine!
Used to describe a small dog with a big personality.
That dog is a keebler! Its so cute it could pass as one for sure!
Keebler by raphaeljHOP-SKY August 16, 2023

keebler elves 

A little family of elves who live in a tree and create all kinds of complex contraptions just so they can get their cookies 'just right'. We can catch glimpses of their lives through their well-know Keebler Elves commercials.
The Keebler elves don't make their pecan melt cookies too sweet, they make them *just right*.
keebler elves by Angelacia August 26, 2007

Keebler Elvis 

A person who has consumed so many sweets and/or dessert foods that they feel like they're going to die on the toilet.
Sorry I'm late for work, I had a box of donuts for breakfast and felt like a total Keebler Elvis.

Keebler Fudged 

When you pull your dick out of your partner’s unclean asshole and the lines of fecal remnants on your rigid meat look like a Keebler Fudge Stripe cookie.

Typically occurs when you deep stroke and rail an unprepared asshole or you are so far up in the intestines it can’t be avoided.
That random guy I hooked up with Keebler fudged me last night.
Keebler Fudged by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020

keebler elf 

a slang term for a homesexual who indulges in anal sex.
"That keebler elf is a fudge packer."
keebler elf by moe bridge May 13, 2005