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Kermitism 

An incredibly sacred religion devised by an unknown generation. Kermitism is where we all worship the Holy Lord Kermit the Frog, and support the Kermitism government, that mainly focuses on re-establishing communism. Followers/worshippers must have sufficient knowledge, such as the procedure of rick-rolling.
A: Do you worship Kermitism?
B: No
A: You know the rules, and so do I
Kermitism by Kermitism November 26, 2020

kagamiismyidol 

kagamiismyidol makes amazing content on tik tok😍 (follow her) #marigamisaveslives🤤
kagamiismyidol is so cool! You should follow her!
He is the rich
Karafotis is a literal god
karafotis by I am smert November 20, 2021

Karenitis 

A communal phenomena in which members of the public display an over reliance on law enforcement to mediate civil matters.
That neighbor of mine called the cops when my dog crapped in his yard; dude has a real bad case of karenitis.
Karenitis by anonymous December 28, 2021

Kermitism 

A joke/meme religion surrounding the muppets and various memes as powerful gods at war. Kermit is the primary god.
Have you been reading up on the Kermitism Bibble?
Kermitism by FrogPoop April 22, 2023

Karenitis 

A disease that only attacks the female immune system, specifically middle aged women. This disease attacks discreetly and cannot be detected, and eventually reaches the brain to alter brain chemistry. This disease is also known to grow the tip of the jaw bone outward, creating a longer chin that sticks out from the face longer than the nose. Other symptoms include a flatter buttox, and the spine to cause them to walk like a duck.

Symptoms:

- Deflated Buttox
- Duck-Like Walk
- Perky Lips
- Extended Chin
- Nasty Behavior
Woman: I would like to speak to your manager!

Pizza Guy: Do you have karenitis?
Karenitis by steammustachio August 31, 2025