Johning 

meeting up with any girl under the age of 15

hey jake im gonna go johning after work can you cover for me?

Johning by E2trappyv2.0Manigga September 2, 2025

Johning Session

A word used mostly down south in Louisiana to describe a group of people just getting together and making jokes about each other. Note: These motherfucker can get real as fuck if you don't like someone!

Girl 1 : Your momma over here looking like a color purple reject!
Crowd: Ahhh damn son!
Girl 2: Your just mad cause your daddys more twisted than bobby brown's jaw!
Crowd: Ohhhhh!

This is what we in Louisiana like to call a Johning session

Johning Session by Ceezyfbaby17 December 28, 2010

Johning It

Being a third wheel of epic proportions. Relates to when there is one less girl than guys, and once everyone's paired off, there's one guy left who awkwardly stands there and draws attention to his awkwardness.

"John, Amelia and Mark were all watching TV. Mark and Amelia started making out. John sat there for a few minutes feeling awkward. Then he made a big show about getting up and leaving."


Guy to friends, "dude. Marty, Chase, Gary and I left with these 3 girls, and i totally ended up johning it"

Johning It by TC lol March 4, 2009

Johning Around

When somebody is "ready" to leave, but are not prepared when everyone else is ready to leave. Usually due to procrastinating on packing ahead of time causing multiple last second trips to grab last minute items that were forgotten.

What the fuck, are you coming or not? Stop Johning Around, bitch!"

Johning Around by RevelAndDance March 2, 2020

Elton Johning

Unplugging from the internet to get some creative work done

I'm Elton Johning today. Too much time jonesin' around internet wastin' time. Gotta get in touch with my real feelings and creativity. I feel a poem coming on... oh maybe some interpretive dance.

Elton Johning by Andrew Stone January 1, 2009

Pastor Johning 

Destroying one's body with holy cum.

I was Pastor Johning my girlfriend all last night.

Pastor Johning by ghslwhikebuk158849 April 19, 2016

Elton Johning

It doesn't mean what you think it means.

Chris: I was Elton Johning it.

Elton Johning by D Moore April 27, 2014