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Grandpa Joeing 

Technique used mainly by males to sleep in the same quarters (Bed, Couch, etc.) without having the threat of gay/awkward encounters. The two will lay in opposite directions (feet next to head) mirroring the position used in the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory by Grandpa Joe and the other geriatrics in that beat on shit-hole house.
I was Grandpa Joeing on the couch with Raff yesterday watchin golf

Yo I dont have anywhere to sleep, you mind if I Grandpa Joe with you.

I slept with Jim, its cool tho we Grandpa Joe'd
Grandpa Joeing by T$SS March 29, 2011
Related Words
Getting drunk to the point of being out of control. Being past the point of wasted.
He was straight joelin' last night when he called that girl a retard then skipped off after throwing up all over himself!
Joelin' by dazdnconfused76 December 14, 2010
The violent shaking of one's head side-to-side in order to obtain a photograph of one's face distorted from the intense side-to-side motion.
Dude! I'm feeling kinda dizzy from all the jowling I did today.
jowling by Jeffry C. September 17, 2006
to do the exact opposite of the proper thing in any situation.

examples:

1. tell a black woman a black joke
2. post 1000 facebook messages a day to f-up everyone's feed
3. profess your love on the third date
4. brag about your sexual conquests around women
5. finance your education
6. refer to all your friends girlfriends as f'ing c's to their faces
Man, you were straight jogling, showing up to that job interview late, smelling like whiskey, and still getting the job!
Jogling by Jogle Mogul July 28, 2011
A process where rocks fall from the sky.
its joelonging now!
joelong by puwed November 10, 2013

joeing out 

Being so stoned that you cannot do anything other than lay on your back and mong out.
Yo look at jack, dude he's so high that he's joeing out.
joeing out by Wadiyatalkinabeetm8 February 10, 2017