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Sea-Jeaned 

Becoming so enamored with passion that your entire world is flipped upside down in the best way, with the synchronicity of seeing their perfect booty move in ways you never thought possible (that when you think about it, you trail off in irrelevant thought and become so consumed in all things love and lust that you continually zone out no matter what important thing is currently going on in your life even if you're driving) ....... in some tight jeans, that your legs become so wobbly it's like you're out at sea.
Dude 1 : Yo, I met this girl. I didn't think she could be anymore perfect until we went to the club and I saw her twerking in these tight jeans. I fell over and spilled my drink on the bouncer and got kicked out! It's like I lost control of my legs.
Dude 2:Bruh... you got sea-jeaned
*Dude 1 and Dude 2 clink drinks together in the most prolific cheers ever*
Sea-Jeaned by Carleysguy August 23, 2021

Janedodo 

A Janedodo is a female that is of around average attractiveness who is not particularly interesting, funny, or intelligent.
Mary: While Jason and I were at the mall we ran into his first ex-girlfriend and she joined us for lunch. She wasn't that cute and was a bore to talk to; a real Janedodo. I can't believe he ever liked her.

Lisa: Haha, my ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend seems like a Janedodo. I don't know what he sees in her.
Janedodo by Leona Orange September 25, 2011

Joanelle 

A word of power and distinctive meaning, she is a festive, and can find a character like no other.
There's just something about Joanelle.
Joanelle by jboo143 December 23, 2013
A variant of the word owned, where the J is simply added in front of "owned" (the J is used when trying to imitate a Jamaican). Mostly used in video games.
"Hey Sam, guess what? I just Jowned that guy in the jeep with my zero! He never knew what hit him."
Jowned by Babo Sang Pyo September 15, 2005

joined at the hip 

absolutely inseparable, (implying as inseparable as conjoined twins attached at the hip)
The pastor was joined at the hip with his church. He just wouldn't leave.

Joaneshka 

Beautiful Girl who deserves the world at her feet. She has a Kind heart and is cute af.
Joaneshka is so cute bro,she drives me crazy just by thinking of her
Joaneshka by LOSER/LOVER 74 December 21, 2019