Becoming so enamored with passion that your entire world is flipped upside down in the best way, with the synchronicity of seeing their perfect booty move in ways you never thought possible (that when you think about it, you trail off in irrelevant thought and become so consumed in all things love and lust that you continually zone out no matter what important thing is currently going on in your life even if you're driving) ....... in some tight jeans, that your legs become so wobbly it's like you're out at sea.
Dude 1 : Yo, I met this girl. I didn't think she could be anymore perfect until we went to the club and I saw her twerking in these tight jeans. I fell over and spilled my drink on the bouncer and got kicked out! It's like I lost control of my legs.
Dude 2:Bruh... you got sea-jeaned
*Dude 1 and Dude 2 clink drinks together in the most prolific cheers ever*
Mary: While Jason and I were at the mall we ran into his first ex-girlfriend and she joined us for lunch. She wasn't that cute and was a bore to talk to; a real Janedodo. I can't believe he ever liked her.
A variant of the word owned, where the J is simply added in front of "owned" (the J is used when trying to imitate a Jamaican). Mostly used in video games.
"Hey Sam, guess what? I just Jowned that guy in the jeep with my zero! He never knew what hit him."