janitor 

To be intoxicated.

Also used as an adj.

I'm so janitored.

we're getting janitored tonight.
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Dude, thats janitor as fuck.

janitor by X1 CHIMAIRA 1x April 6, 2004

janitor 

A hypocrite who is always wrong but never will admit it so he likes to silence anyone's opinions. Also has the ugliest kid I have ever laid eyes on.

Your opinions do not matter because I am JANITOR and what I said goes.

janitor by JimDandy September 21, 2003

janitor 

a player in a FPS (or any other multiplayer game which involves fast action and guns) who sits back as other players duke it out in a firefight, and makes an appearance after the victor of the duel is left with a little amount of health and kill him/her for an easy kill. Much like a janitor cleans up after a mess.

Dude, its no fun playing Halo with you anymore because all you do is janitor with your assault rifle.

janitor by AltCoder April 30, 2005

Janitor 

a creepy person at your school that cleans up after you. In reality, he is pedophile. After school, he fellates children in the bathroom, hardcore. He also makes out with other janitors and masturbates with children.

Kid 1: We gotta get out of here before the doors of the school close.

Kid 2: Yeah! The janitor's a real pedo!

Janitor by neversaymyname June 7, 2011

Janitor 

Stupid son of a bitch

Punk ass Janitor

You cant ban me!

Janitor by ???? December 25, 2003

Janitor 

A nickname given by (mostly oneself) others to a person who is professional in a particular game or sport.

Niko:So, Roman, why are these loan sharks after a fat slob of shit?
Roman:Cousin, they don't call me a fat slob of shit, they call me the Janitor and that is why they are after me, cousin.
Niko:And why is that?
Roman:Because I clean up(Awkward Laughter), get it? Janitor? Clean up the game? No?

Janitor by deathcop4000 June 13, 2018

janitor 

when you are fucking some brod and then let her head down on the flow and use her hair as a mop.

hence as a janitor mops up the floor!

janitor by cheuwuuw May 13, 2005