Insultant 

A consultant with a brash style for "telling it like it is," even at the risk of implying that his clients are idiots.

Consultant: So, in conclusion, my research definitively demonstrates there is zero market demand for your silly product idea.

Boss to underling: Where the hell did you find this guy? He's more of an insultant than a consultant.

Insultant by rickbrunernyc November 23, 2009

Insultant 

One who is educated in treating or speaking with contemptuous rudeness and obvious arrogance and paid for this service

Insultant: "You are a spineless, heap of flaming dog poo and you are not worth the paper i wipe my ass with."

Boss: "Who are you and why are you telling me this?!"

Insultant: "I'm Joe's insultant, here's my card and referrals are appreciated."

Insultant by TheInsultant November 19, 2011

instant messanger symbols 

: ( | ) = monkey
: @ ) = pig
- o < = clappy smiley
* * = = = us flag
( % ) = ying yang sign

you put all the letters together in each of them

instant messanger symbols by kiss my fucking ass March 31, 2004

instant long schlong 

When your Schlong instantly becomes longer than usual, over people in the gender of your personal sexuality.

I saw the biggest tits ever! It definitely gave me an instant long schlong.

instant long schlong by dameyinata December 21, 2013

Insultanist 

One who is adept or a "pro" at coming up with new and inventive insults. Often times utilizing every day words in an insulting manner, i.e. "you sir, are a sketchy cheese curd".

I am the best insultanist in the world.

Insultanist by Billie Kent August 14, 2025

Swiss Miss Instant Piss

When you don't check the serving size while preparing your Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate.

According to Sam O'nella the chocolate tastes like piss. So you unleash a primal roar of sheer fury, the cat shits itself and jumps out the window as you kick the Swiss Miss box across the room.

-You take a sip and it tastes like piss, Swiss Miss Instant Piss.

Swiss Miss Instant Piss by HealthyMinder April 20, 2021

straight to instant 

Refers to a movie that didn't do well at the box office, or isn't very good. Modern version of "straight to video", as in netflix, instead of having to add it to your que, you can watch it on instant netflix immediately, thus showing its poor quality.

Oh man that movie was pretty bad, its a total "straight to instant"

straight to instant by netflixuser November 27, 2009