Hodge 

The act of pooping, number 2 or Defecate.

I got a hodge brewing, find me a bathroom!

Hodge by Milkdaddyatl November 15, 2019

hodge 

Noun; A Penis in its normal un erected stage.

" Dude, I got my Hodge S(ed) last night.

hodge by David Taversak July 2, 2006

hodge 

(adj)

one who is mentally incapable of being big brain. They also think that they are a very good musician by playing Micheal Jackson. They are an extreme try hard and constantly brag about their “skills” to middle schoolers.

God Elye why are you such a hodge?!

hodge by veronicagonzalez January 27, 2020

hodge 

a crazy growth in the groinal area first seen by colonal jaspal in the korean war

i have this crazy hodge growing on my balls

hodge by joe smith February 10, 2004

Hodge 

(n.) One who is a complete ass whilst being in class.

OR

(n.) The jerk of the world.

Ryan was being stupid when he was "playing for keeps".

What a hodge!

Hodge by Oh, you know. Ballin' as usual February 16, 2010

Hodge 

(v) To improvise a solution to something from an assortment of items. Derived from Hodge podge

After the ceiling fan fell off the ceiling, John hodged something up and was able to get it up and working again.

I really don't know what the report is supposed to be about, so I'll just hodge something together and hand it in.

Hodge by Sven452 January 20, 2009

hodge 

shortened version of Hodgenville, birthplace of the late Abraham Lincoln. Used to transition to a different subject in conversation.

chico: do you want to be my girlfriend?
chica: hmm hodge, please?

hodge by habamttons January 31, 2007