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Harpoontang 

Harpoontang; Verb; Latin in origin;
1) To hunt down the sloppiest, drunkest, and largest fat chick at a bar
2) To meaninglessly stalk a "BBW" in hopes of getting blackmail nudes, or a way to blind ones self.
"Oh DEAR GOD MIKE! I can't believe you tried to harpoontang that chick. I swear to god her rolls were 3 times the size of her tits. How the hell did you get her off her Rascal/other kind of scooter, to do the shagnasty with her?"
Harpoontang by ThoroZaine October 9, 2009
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Harooning 

To pump a Texas Mickey of whiskey directly into one's mouth.
Honestly I harooned before we went for lunch drinks, it felt great and I feel no shame in harooning.

One time Haroon harooned and then harooning became a thing
Harooning by SousedBergin December 22, 2017

Barpooning 

The act of trolling through a bar or crowded establishment in search of otherwise unacceptable ass
I went barpooning last night and snuck out of her place right after the handy
Barpooning by Tember June 9, 2011

harpoonist 

A male who hunts, dates, and porks fat girls(whales).
Hey bro, Club Bounce is full of fat broads. I know, it takes a harpoonist to pick up a chick here.
harpoonist by tr3533r February 4, 2010

harpoonis 

When you nut and the nut flies out at great speeds and lands atleast 20 inches away from its starting point
I let out the Harpoonis last night brother!
harpoonis by Chrish.10 September 27, 2017

What's Hamptoning? 

A spin on the term "What's Happening?" originating in the The Hamptons, hence "What's Hamptoning?"

What's Hamptoning is more than just a phrase - it's a lifestyle. What's hamptoning is what you do - it's what's happening in your life at any given time. You can be hamptoning anywhere in the world, whether you are on vacation, working, relaxing or chasing your dreams. By sharing what's hamptoning in your life, whether that be in-person or online, you are joining an inclusive community of positive people working to chase their goals and inspire one another.
Ralph: Hey Norman, what's hamptoning?
Norman: Hey Ralph, just finished up my latest oil painting. Stop by my gallery tonight to check it out.