Handicapslock 

The unfortunate habit of n00bs, idiots, and morons to perpetually use the caps lock key, even when "yelling" is not implied. This is usually accompanied by other obvious examples of ineptitude, such as poor grammar, spelling, and total lack of punctuation or use of paragraphs.

They seem to lack absolutely any capacity to use a keyboard, and clearly struggle to achieve even the most basic of communication tasks, thus rendering them "handicapslocked".

"HI BRIAN I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW IM GOING TO THE BAR TONIGHT R U?" -Nicky, the handicapslocked.

Handicapslock by BrianTheGreat February 18, 2010

Handicapped 

1. To describe someone with a disability
2. To desribe one who cant do simple things properly

1.Christopher Reeves became handicapped after his crash

2. Gina is so handicapped because she cant even kick a ball properly

Handicapped by Zain Ali May 21, 2008

handicrapped 

Adj - Having bowel issues so severe that they interfere with your normal life functions at the moment.

"I want to go out with my friends tonight, but I can't leave the toilet because I'm having severe diarrhea. I'm officially handicrapped.

handicrapped by PSAforhandicrappedpeople July 2, 2012

handicapper 

Smart person that can figure out which horse will win a race.

That guy Dutch is a major handicapper. He makes dough like no one's business.

handicapper by Dutch May 3, 2003

handicapped squirrel 

Limp black penis

Woah look at that mans Handicapped Squirrel!

handicapped squirrel by Connor Barth December 2, 2017

hundicapped 

A failing whereby seemingly normal people turn into raving, ranting bigots during the course of supporting their football team (either Glasgow Rangers of Heart of Midlothian).

Celtic fan 1: "Look at the chap over there foaming at the mouth and shouting rude things about the Pope"
Celtic fan 2: "Excuse him, he's obviously hundicapped"

hundicapped by Henke September 14, 2005

handisped 

Proununced "handy-sped"

Refering to a "handicapted" and "specially education" person. One of the most offensive disses. Used when the person has displayed either mental and/or physical retardedness or stupidness.

Achmed: Pass me the dart, and I'll do a one-timer.
Abu: Ali Baba, Achmed! You are such a handisped, there isn't no one-timers in darts.

handisped by Barret K March 1, 2006