hand 

1. Object of masturbation.
2. Object of mooseterbation.
3. Something that performs tasks.

Dont use your head for it, I'll use my hand!

hand by Werther September 23, 2002

hand 

used for slapping unobedient children
after all else fails use the hand

sold for $2.99

the kid spit on my shoe
so i gave him a hand in the face

hand by romanian December 28, 2005

HAND 

The accronym for "Have A Nice Day"

Jimmy "See ya Greg...HAND"

Greg "Hand?"

Jimmy "Have A Nice Day"

HAND by Peter Alexander October 9, 2008

hand 

A guy's hand is his first sex partner.

When I was a young teenager, my hand was my favorite sex partner!

hand by eda-skip October 30, 2021

hand 

a word said when someone says something really stupid in which it basically means "give me your hand so i can slap it, because you said something so fucking retarded or dumb its not funny."

Person 1: Son I got you covered like an eclipse.
Person 2: HAND!

hand by jmac09 October 21, 2007

Hand 

The thing at the end of your arms. It is generally used to go fuck yourself or to give someone some handwork. You also need one of these when you get horny and you don't have a girlfriend.

Hey girl, mind giving me a hand?

Hand by Masturbate To Cartoons June 27, 2016

Hand 

commonly used to refer to a penis

they were holding hands.

Hand by unintentionallygifted May 31, 2013