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Gowdi
A disgusting, greasy gorilla-like creature, with a large hooked beak for a nose. May be seen with or without pubic hair crudely sellotaped to the chin.
Male and female Gowdis are only distinguishable by the male's ability to lactate banana milkshake. Despite having fully functioning legs, a Gowdis main form of transportation is to roll towards it's destination. As they do not wish to expend energy, they exclusively roll downhill. Therefore Gowdis often accumulate at the bottom of hills, leading to a phenomenon dubbed "The Gowdi Effect" by researchers.
Young Gowdis are formed from the dregs of warm beer, orang-utan faeces and general squalor. Once fully formed, they generally reach an overall height of 3 feet high, and 9 feet about the waist.
Male and female Gowdis are only distinguishable by the male's ability to lactate banana milkshake. Despite having fully functioning legs, a Gowdis main form of transportation is to roll towards it's destination. As they do not wish to expend energy, they exclusively roll downhill. Therefore Gowdis often accumulate at the bottom of hills, leading to a phenomenon dubbed "The Gowdi Effect" by researchers.
Young Gowdis are formed from the dregs of warm beer, orang-utan faeces and general squalor. Once fully formed, they generally reach an overall height of 3 feet high, and 9 feet about the waist.
"Yo, look at that obese Gowdi fucking itself with a mutton roll dude!"
"Ugh, you're such a Gowdi, you could open a can of beans with that nose"
"Ugh, you're such a Gowdi, you could open a can of beans with that nose"
Gowdi by Gowdi Catcher December 2, 2011
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Person 1: Whad'ya get up ta last night dude?
Person 2: ahh you know that blonde chick with the juicy racks I went home with from the club? I did a gowdie on her
Person 1: oh sweet dude
*high fives one another
Person 2: ahh you know that blonde chick with the juicy racks I went home with from the club? I did a gowdie on her
Person 1: oh sweet dude
*high fives one another
gowdie by cuntofthefucker September 7, 2014
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Greedy Gower
Industry term used to describe a company insider that makes a decision for their own self gain at the expense of shareholders.
Historically used to reference the Canadian mining company Emerita Resources and the way the CEO misappropriated a land package to enrich himself and several insiders.
Historically used to reference the Canadian mining company Emerita Resources and the way the CEO misappropriated a land package to enrich himself and several insiders.
'So he dropped the land package for nothing and then gave it to himself later? He's such a Greedy Gower - he'll definitely get caught!'
'I can't believe he paid himself such a large bonus for such terrible share performance - what a Greedy Gower!'
'How can the company pay the CEO that kind of outrageous salary? Oh - the executives all awarded themselves outlandish salaries - what a bunch of Greedy Gowers!'
'I can't believe he paid himself such a large bonus for such terrible share performance - what a Greedy Gower!'
'How can the company pay the CEO that kind of outrageous salary? Oh - the executives all awarded themselves outlandish salaries - what a bunch of Greedy Gowers!'
Greedy Gower by Kevin De October 3, 2022
Glowed
When you’re glowed, you are extremely high off of any type of drug; Usually however, it refers to a marijuana high
Glowed by ABoyNamedLeroy October 30, 2018
Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD
An American physician and plastic surgeon who is known as the first man to perform a successful penis/balls transplant in the United States. He appeared on the first episode of HBO's "Re-Attach My Balls Please!," an informative documentary-style show featuring comedic medical mishaps.
Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008